cancerousgyves:

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DIDN’T REALLY COME ACROSS AS ONE. YOU KNOW WHAT IT *DID* COME ACROSS AS, THOUGH? IT CAME ACROSS AS SOME ASSHOLE WHO HAS NEXT TO NO CLUE ABOUT MY RACE INSULTING ME ON MY PHYSICAL APPEARANCE. WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT TEND TO HAPPEN A LOT, SO CAN YOU REALLY BLAMING ME FOR THINKING THAT THAT’S WHAT WAS GOING ON? WHOOPS, TIME’S UP. I’M SO SORRY. (NOT REALLY.) THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS NO. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! OR, YOU KNOW. NOT.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I HAVE A BETTER PLAN. HOW ABOUT, JUST TRY TO FOLLOW ME HERE, HOW ABOUT I DON’T DO ANY OF THAT. I’M NOT SURE IF I GOT THE POINT ACROSS BEFORE, BUT I DON’T REALLY LIKE YOU THAT MUCH. ESPECIALLY THIS ITERATION OF YOU, FROM THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING. 

SO IF YOU’RE HONESTLY EXPECTING ME TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO? YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 

I’M PRETTY SURE I HAVE A GOOD IDEA WHO YOU ARE, THOUGH. LET ME GUESS, YOUR NAME’S DAVE, AND YOU’RE INTO IRONY AND DEAD THINGS.
WAS I RIGHT? QUICK, WHAT DO I WIN?

You let out a slight sigh. You honestly don’t know why you’re still wasting your time with him. (Your RPer doesn’t really know either, in all honesty. Really, Karkat, what are you thinking, why haven’t you just left.) You have the feeling you’re not going to get much more out of him.

I’M NOT JUST GOING TO WALK AWAY THOUGH, EITHER. I’M NOT SURE IF YOU PICKED THIS TIDBIT UP ABOUT ME OR NOT, BUT THAT’S SORT OF JUST, YOU KNOW, NOT THE WAY I WORK.

there is nothing wrong with candy corn features okay i get it

i mean i know what its like having people comment on physical features so if im irking you that bad and that is why youre sticking around then forgive me

oh karkat oh please forgive me

this guilt is killing me on the inside so much that i dont think i can even give you another word out of my mouth

>You continued to stare down at the game in your hand, occasionally leaning back to press your wings against the bars in a lame attempt to itch them.<

my mind is swiped of all thoughts that i had about you doing anything for me

that is too bad i had great ideas brewing in there like a nicely colored rootbeer barrel

dave strider

im into music and im pretty much interested in gaining my freedom here

i also like flying and would prefer to keep dead things away from me if i cant eat it

you win a gold star sticker go buy yourself one

>You pause and glance at him.<

you dont make a lot of sense

if you hate me and i hate you then you should probably go before i decide i might actually be amused by these conversations

i should just go to sleep or at least pretend

im too hungry to go on

im dying

dying

clowncomplex:

WELL YA SEE.
i
(UNLIKE MOST MOTHERFUCKERS)
understand that ya ain’t from my timeline.
SO, HOLDING A GRUDGE AGAINST YOU WOULD BE RETARDED.
so yeah, pretty much no reason to be a bulge to a brother.
 

well look at you thinking up your own little ideas and morals

good job gold star sticker for you

you can stick that on your forehead if you want

i still hate clowns though i gotta say i dont dig the whole deal with them

are you in training or do you just wear a lot of makeup and wait on that beautiful boy on a white horse to sweep you away

you might want to lay off on the foundation though if youre going for the more natural sleeping beauty look

i guess you could pass as snow white